Aerospace Space Project Awarded to Capitol Lighting

Capitol Moonlighting

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By 2030, Capitol Lighting will become the first retailer on the moon.   A ground-breaking, or should we say “moon raking,” real estate deal worth  $1.2 billion has given Capitol Lighting the go ahead to construct a lighting showroom equipped with anti-gravity, aerodynamic lamps and light fixtures for future lunar home and office environments.

 

The world-renowned lighting retailer has been working with physicist, architects and aerospace engineers, as well as the world’s top lighting designers to customize lamps and light fixtures for the space-age environment.

 

After some serious negotiating with the World Space Center, Capitol Lighting has been selected to conceptualize, construct and outfit the first-ever Lunar Luxury Lighting (LLL) store.

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“We are thrilled to be given the go ahead on this project.  I have been formulating plans for this universal endeavor, and the lamps and lighting fixtures we have in the works are definitively out-of-this-world,” says Herman Lunarsfeld, CEO of Capitol Lighting.

 

Aerodynamic and anti-gravity light fixture designs on the horizon include:

 

Halo Torch Lamps

 

Free Floating Orbital Pendant Lights

 

Beam-me-up Fan Light Kits

 

Supernova Night Lights

 

Spectacular anti-gravity light fixture finishes include: Moonshine and Stellar Silver

 

Capitol Goes Crater Happy

 

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Adele Lunarsfeld, wife of Capitol Lighting CEO Herman Lunarsfeld, promises to offer her baking prowess to all space travelers—Known for her rugaLAUNCH and famous Sherry Mooncake—it is going to be a grand opening that is truly heavenly.

 

Capitol Lighting Commits to The All-American Space Out

 

Keep your eyes and ears open, for earth-shattering illumination from Capitol’s top lighting vendors, including:

 

Murray Flights

Fredrick Rocketman

James R Lunarmodule

 

Mayday Lighting

Startrekski Elements

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Arroyo Spaceman

Alternating Comet

Minka Aerospace

 

Moonka Lavery

C-orbit Lighting

Space craftmade

 

R2D2 Lighting

Fine Quark Lamps

Phil-ups, up and away!

 

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*This may be an April Fool’s edition of the Capitol Lighting blog.  However, extraterrestrial real estate has been sold through organizations and individuals around the world; Some authorities say that the moon belongs to everyone, and “Martian deeds” and “Lunar deeds” have no legal standing.

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“Ownership of extraterrestrial real estate is not recognized by any authority and has no legal standing.”–http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extraterrestrial_real_estate

 

 

 

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